CC 216: i DOUBLE dog dare ya!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: October 15, 2003

by areallystupidguy
10-15-03
my stomach hurts.
no wonder! you're hideously huge and fat!
so doc, what is it? am i depressed? is my life a meaningless void of no return? has my life met it's quota for the day?
do not worry. i am a real doctor. apparently there is something blocking your small intestine. if we zoom in on this x-ray we'll have a clear view of the blockage.
i told you it was dangerous to swallow a whole kiwi.
well how was I supposed to know?!?!