what noise? oh that. yeah, i think that's my roomate sam practicing drums.
your roomate's a guy? *sigh* somehow i always knew that someday i'd have this talk with you. dear, no matter what path of life you take, i will still love you. you know that right?
CHRIST MOM! WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY YEAR! IM NOT GAY!
it's okay, dear. you just take as long as you need to accept your feelings. so when do i get to meet him?
