Wisdom Spaniard Vs. Religion

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: February 9, 2004

THE LORD WILL SMITE THE EARTH WITH HIS GIANT METEOR AND-oh, hello. will you join our religion?
hell no! your stupid religion discriminates homosexuals and is just really stupid. oh, and i'm a vampire. rarr!
GOOD LORD! A VAMPIRE! I MUST RALLY BROTHER PETER AND THE REST TO STOP HIM! satan's brethren must not be allowed to walk god's green earth!
HALT YOUR DISCRIMINATING WAYS, MAN OF GOD! this guy isn't a vampire. he is a poser goth dude.
oh. wanna join our religion, kind sir?
are you fucking kidding me?