he's a little confused

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: October 22, 2008

by areallystupidguy
10-22-08
okay sir, i'm gonna have to ask you to come with me.
you still haven't told me what all this is about, officer!
um, what do you think? i found an abducted and raped woman in the backseat of your car.
oh, THAT! hah, what a funny misunderstanding! you see officer, i'm actually a registered sex offender!
uh... and?
thus, i can rape whoever i want! they haven't sent me my license yet but i can assure you i'm a qualified practitioner!