how to tell if santa is a pedophile

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: May 4, 2009

santa's been kind of weird this year.
how so?
well for starters, he added images to the good/bad list and changed the name from 'naughty or nice' to 'naughty or prude'.
ah... yeah...
plus, the new lyric, 'he's making a list, he's checking it for 3 consecutive hours with his door locked' doesn't even rhyme