Alway do what the law says.

Author: arizingdeftone

Date: July 28, 2002

by arizingdeftone
7-28-02
One fine summer day, Mike decided to go to the park
Damn, this park is fucking sweet!
45 minutes into the future...
Whelp, better get goin...
Son, what are you doing here? The parks been closed for hours. I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
A year later, Mike was hit by a bus and killed...
Man, I hope Jesus doesn't know about that ticket...
Yeah, that ticket... your going to have to give me some mad head to get into heaven for not paying that...