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| I'm here about the off-peak chocolate delivery job you have posted. | |
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| Here at Nestle, we don't just hire any asshole who puts on a bunny outfit. Security, please escort this bunny off the premises. | |
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| Would you mind stepping into this here janitor closet for a second? | |
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| Here at Nestle, we don't have janitor closets. We have Caretaker Productivity Facilitation Locations. | |
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| How can I help you today sir? | |
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| I'm...uh...here about the off-peak chocolate delivery job you have posted. | |
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