Desocracy

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: June 27, 2001

Messrs. Des Snr. & Jnr., at home in Cardonald...
Hey naw, back tae yer seat son. Woodpigi-pigi-messi-messi-messin' son.
Dhhheeeesss! Aw, da! Yer baamy! We're gonnae win the league!
I thought Des really deserved to be in these comics a bit more.
Look, Ah'm no lookin' fur an argument...
Wood pigeons! Wee Des says wood pigeons! Back tae seat! Messi'! Hey Alex, how d'ye dae this bit? Hee hee!
Plus I couldn't think of anything else, and this seemed pretty easy.
Look, Ah'll no tell ye again... uh, 882-1971?
Um, ya, hi. Sorry to bother you, but I just phoned up to look for an argument. I was wondering if perhaps you knew where I could find one?