All comics by artemisstrong

 

"This Dog Is A Crock Of Shit!", Thinks Cowboy Dave. by artemisstrong 1-18-03
	I suppose you don't even know how to build a fire, right?

 

Deceased, no; Chained up in Kajun´s closet, yes. by artemisstrong 6-02-03
		Covered in so many fluids...

 

Up Shit Creek. by artemisstrong 2-11-05
Scott, I need you to file that stack of books over there in the Reference section. Hey, bitch, howbout this: I file my cock in your cooter!	Heh.	Man, I am SO out of work.

 

Questionable Hiring Practices. by artemisstrong 2-11-05
It says here you primarily have library experience. Why do you want to be a pilot? Beats scratchin' my nuts all week.	Well... I need to fill this position badly. You seem a decent enough guy to me (maybe a little aloof)... I'll give you a shot. Just don't screw this up!	Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'd just like to let ya'll know: I'M SO FUCKIN' DRUNK RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! Thank you, that is all.

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