assinipples  

I'm sensitive and weird, but deeply romantic.

Jes my type.

Your just saying that 'cause your drunk...

Bitch, I'm a pirate on two day leave. I don't have time for this shit. Does I gits to pound yer snatch or wot?

my bottom hurts.

Aach! Tis hard enuff to find the right hole when you're drunk: try findin' it wif one eye. You're lucky I didn't stick it in your ear, bitch.