All comics by assmonkey

 

Siize doesn't mstter! Does it? by assmonkey 6-30-03
Billy has a problem on the first date I know its not much but I........ Jesus fucking Christ!	poor,poor,billy. Well what do you want me to do about it!? TAKE IT AWAYYYYYYYYY!	THE END Well thats not very nice now is it? Oh god i'm gonna puke!WHARF!

 

THE WEIRD PEOPLE by assmonkey 6-30-03
mwa ha ha im evil mwa ha ha im cute	SHUTUP U FOOL asshole	Im leaving i don't like u any more LIKE I CARE!!! *sob*

 

Mighty Bob and Crazy Billy, Cowboys from the east. by assmonkey 7-01-03
Here we have Bob and Billy Ok so you lost the map and the horses HELL YEAH!!!	You make me sick. HA!!! AND YOU THINK I CARE!!!!	And Billey did You're starting to scare me.... HA HA HA!!!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

 

The clown and the boy by assmonkey 7-01-03
I'm going to KILLLLL you!!! What did I do?	How the hell should I know? You wanna talk about it?	And no one ever saw the clown agian........... Go to hell you damn clown Aww, now I know you're not mad at me.

 

Untitled by assmonkey 7-01-03
Billy trys to finds love.... Whats that? Aflak.	but marketing schemes tend to get in Billy's way... AFLAK! My love?	he always has a solution though! God damn duck. Aflak?

 

I'm hungry!! by assmonkey 7-01-03
Come my brother of darkness tonight we eat!!! Umm.... well the truth is I dont really eat people.	WHAT!!!! You make me sick. Now thats not very nice!	Silence fool!!!!! Gezz, what's his problem.

 

A day in hell by assmonkey 7-01-03
Satan in hell talking to the poor pathiec sinners. Hi I'm Satan. Hi Satan.	Satan is telling the sinners how he fells when one sinner says somthing.... My wife just left me so I feel dpresed and alone Thats so sad....	WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO PITY ME!!! I WELL BURN YOUR SOUL AND EAT YOUR BRAINS YOU PATHTIC FOOL!!! I WELL TURN YOU INSIDE OUT UNTILL YOU CAN SCREAM NO MORE!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO PTY ME!!!!! O no, this is going to hurt

 

Untitled by assmonkey 7-01-03
To whom it may concern. All residence of this vacinity will be drug out into the streets and shot if they can not answer the question that shall be asked upon the date of extraction. Thank You. Yeah well..... what can we do but wait for the empending doom of,...when is it happening again?	There has to be some way out of this? Oh, here it is.... at the hour of 7:00p.m. on the day of the second coming	To be continued Oh sweet un-tainted freedom. That bastard beat me too it! I hired some guy to kill him and made up this letter for nothing!NOTHING! WHYYYYYYYYY.......oh well beats having to live with the guilt.

 

The stupid brit by assmonkey 7-01-03
Jamie a stupid brit says hi to Justin a scary irish man Hi my name is Jamie Ha you think I give a damn!	The poor brit never saw it coming Jezz you dont have to be so mean. Shutup! You will only speak when spoken to!	He never ever saw it coming.......... I'm sorry please don't hurt me. I siad SHUTUP you pathetic fool!!!

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