"cardinal breckenridge and i would spent each anxious night away from home sharing the details of our lives... details most folks usually aren't privy to"...
i use my left hand
really? that's interesting... newsweek said that's a sign of genius
"soon, i came to know him on a much more deeper level than i feel that i could ever know another squirrel"...
... and then father malloy insisted that we use paprika... what was i to do, deny the magistrate his paprika?
see, that's what i'm talking about... so did you crank up "the human league" or what?
"then, that first christmas away from home, disgraced cardinal breckenridge laid the truth on me"...
there is no santa claus
... and that's when my sister yelled out in front of the whole class "my daddy double pene-"... wait a second, what'd you just say?
