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by atheistgirl
6-30-06
*sigh!*
I hate this waiting.
Is that her coming now?
Guess not.
Why did I agree to this blind date?
*sigh!*

 

by atheistgirl
6-30-06
Meanwhile...
I said 'MEANWHILE...'
WHAT???

 

by atheistgirl
6-30-06
Meanwhile...
My dog has got no nose
How does it smell?
It has a machine for doing that

 

by atheistgirl
7-07-06
Which should I have?
Hummm.
Maybe...
...no...maybe...
It's no good!
Why does there have to be so many diffrent types of coffee?

 

by atheistgirl
7-07-06
Meanwhile...
Do I have underware on?
Pssst! We're on air stupid!
And the surgeon said he'd be back on his feet in no time.
I think I have the wifes thong on.

 

A wizards staff has a knob on the end..
*snigger!*
Knock it off!
by atheistgirl, 7-07-06

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
atheistgirl sits at her computer and checks her e-mails
Gee, so much spam.
Ooo, what's this?
*DaveO Re:Picture*
My! That's a big one.

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
atheistgirl talks to a freind on MSN Messenger
Gee. He's getting frisky again.
*Dave says:Are you wearing panties?*
I must not engage in cybersex!I must not engage in cybersex! I must not engage in cybersex!
*Dave says:Here is a photo of me right now*
Ooo! That's impressive!

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
Meanwhile...
Can I help you sir?
Get lost!
I think you might need a bigger hammer. They're on aisle 8.

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
Meanwhile...
Ok, you can come out now. I've finished.
You've cured my dog?
I wouldn't say 'cured' exactley. He wont limp any more though.

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
Meanwhile...
Fancy a shag?
Is that a no?

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
Well this is fun.
Seen any good films recently?
No.
Next time I'm going to lunch on my own.

 

by atheistgirl
7-21-06
atheistgirl watches late night TV.
Why am I still up? This is total dross.
*Next on Channel Four a film with lots of nudity.*
Oh yeah. Now I remember.

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Dum-de-dum
Dum-dum-de-de
De-dum-de-dum-dum
De-de-de-dum
What the hell was that?

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
Come on out. Let's see if it's worked.
What the...?
What's wrong?
Mum! Zog's turned into a human again.

 

No. 1 Nurse and Killer Bunny Mysteries
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
Get out of my house you pervert!You make me sick.
Fine! I'm going!
And don't come back!

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
I've got a nail and a hammer, now to find something to nail to the wall.
Baa!
Nail's not long enough.

 

And for my next trick...
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
That's a bit harsh, isn't it.
They should just cut their cock off.

 

No.2 Puppet Squad
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

No. 3 The Sheep Twins Investigate.
Baa!
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

No. 4 God P.I.
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

No. 5 Corparate Ninja
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
Fukujoshi is a delightful Japanese term that means to die atop a belly.
It refers to the situation where somebody, usually a man, meets his end while on the job, so to speak.
You're still not getting in without a ticket.

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
atheistgirl is out on a date.
Hey. Want to go somewhere more fun?
Sure cute stuff. Why not.
This isn't quite what I had in mind.
So you don't want to have sex?
I only really wanted one stiff thing.

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
You're getting sloppy Jake. Look at all this paperwork mounting up.
I got attacked by a bear.
It's all ways some excuse with you.

 

No.6 God and the atheist.
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

No. 7 Space Goat
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
Must think of something funny.

 

No. 8 Frank Lee & the Invisable Duck
QUACK!
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

No. 9 Santa & Stewert
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

No. 10 Silas: Baby detective.
by atheistgirl, 8-05-07

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
Meanwhile...
I AM SUPERDUDE!
Righter of wrongs; protecter of inncoents; Fighter of evil.
Shagger of chickens.

 

by atheistgirl
8-05-07
atheistgirl is insane.
She hears voices in her head and has halucinations.
She is happy.
So there!

 

by atheistgirl
12-27-07
Meanwhile...
...because this one's too tight!
Is this thing on?

 

by atheistgirl
12-27-07
Meanwhile...
I'm afraid you're just not quite right for the post of teacher.
It's my age isn't it.

 

by atheistgirl
12-27-07
Meanwhile...
So, I said to her "Not tonight you don't, twinkle toes."
I'm sorry, what was you're name again?
Er, Nathan Brown. Why?
Oh, nothing. You just reminded me of someone I knew.
Do I look a bit like them?
No. You're both wankers.

 

by atheistgirl
12-27-07
Meanwhile...
You Boy!
Why are you out of uniform?
You mean this isn't one of those dreams?

 

by atheistgirl
7-13-08
Meanwhile...
This isn't right!
What isn't?
I ordered chicken.

 

by atheistgirl
7-13-08
Meanwhile...
Three men walk in to a pub...
I think I've heard this one before.
How can you possibly know. Lots of jokes start that way.
Is it the one with the talking rabbit, and the bar man says "not in here you don't mate!"?
Yes.
I've heard it.

 

by atheistgirl
7-13-08
Meanwhile...
I've been a baaaaaad girl!

 

by atheistgirl
7-13-08
I'm a Jedi.
Want to see my beer mat collection.
You're pretty. Can I smell your hair. I think I'm going to be sick.

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