Honesty: Not always the best policy.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: April 1, 2017

by atomiclunch
4-01-17
What now, Chen?
Earlier, you asked about my plans for the evening...
"I said 'the usual, go home and get fucked up'."
Sweetie, do these pants make my butt look big?
More like two hippos trying to break out of a pup tent.
"Mission accomplished!"