A Christmas Story: The Remake

Author: atomiclunch

Date: September 30, 2018

by atomiclunch
9-30-18
AAAAH! AH! AH! AAAAHHHH!
Look kid, I don't know why you're so upset. It's all fixed, now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Get a load of this ungrateful brat!
AAAHHC OO! AAC!
What?!
Most people just pour some warm water on the tongue and it comes right off of the flagpole.