Old Guys Chronicles #1

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 28, 2019

by atomiclunch
1-28-19
Somewhere in Missourah...
Hey Rags, how's it go- Wow, is that Phreaky going at it with a toy over there? Sweet!
Hmph.
Great view from here. Why are you upset?
I offered to assist and she turned me down flat! Said she was worried about my health!
Well, at your age, she's probably afraid you'd break a hip and she'd have to tote you back to Deb whereupon you'd be beaten like Chen at a Gloria Steinem rally.
It'd be SO worth it though. I mean, HEY! She was concerned because I'm just getting over a cold! Yeah, that's it.