If Shakespeare were available from Wish.com

Author: atomiclunch

Date: September 26, 2023

by atomiclunch
9-26-23
Yo, Bromez! How'd you get past the 'rents?
With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls, For stony limits cannot hold love out. What's to eat?
Later...
You look troubled. Or maybe constipated.
Thy beauty hath made me effeminate And in my temper softened valor's steel!
Dude! That's just the saltpeter in the stew.
Shit.