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| Titanium was going to make us all millionaires. We were going to bathe in the finest spring water imported from Quebec, our streets were going to be paved with Battle Hero medals... | |
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| and all of our underpants would be lined with hair donated by only the softest, rarest albino beavers who conditioned regularly. | |
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| Now. instead of spreading Nutella on our Pop Tarts like Foreign Affairs employees, some of us will have to kill, butcher and and consume deer to survive. What do you think of that? | |
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