All comics by audra

 

Jokes by audra 5-11-05
What's brown and has holes? Why do you always tell the same joke?	Are you even aware of the fact that you tell the same joke all the time? Is that all we have left? Is that to be our fate? We will continue to repeat the same jokes to each other forever?!	Swiss Shit. Yeah, that's a good one. I like that one.

 

Kafka Shirt, revisited. by audra 5-12-05
Where's my Kafka shirt?		I know you have it.

 

Comedians by audra 5-13-05
Uh...is this thing on?	Hey! You cops! Listen up! Why did the chicken cross the road?	To get away from my giant cock! Thanks! I got another show at 4:00.

 

A Very Special Episode... by audra 5-13-05
I work in a sweat shop. Good for you!	What do you do?	I work for the CIA. Prepare to die.

 

Pastrami of the Christ by audra 5-13-05
According to Mel Gibson, Jews did this to me... grrgle...	How does that make you feel? fllllllba...?	Like I want to go to a Delicatessen

 

To Dream of Brisket by audra 5-13-05
So this **** walks up to me and asks me for a ****!!! hmm...hamburger...hotdog...which is better...	So I say, hey *******! Why don't you **** my ************ then you can *** me in the **** with *** and your mother, the ******************** can watch it all on **** cable tv ...perhaps a nice brisket...	Everybody on the **** planet should ****, ****, ****. and ****. Know what I mean? You idiot, the obscenity meter is on.

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