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And now, a word from the Backed Beans Advisory:
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| Hello. We at Backed Beans wish not to insult the acts of bug rapists, skanky penguins, or lesbian pimps. | |
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| In fact, we love you guys! If bug rapists, skanky penguins, or lesbian pimps didn't exist, where would this story go? | |
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| I totally agree. Without bug rapists, skanky penguins, or lesbian pimps, we would probably end up with dry, repetitive jokes about sluts and celebrities! | |
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| Or "Precious Moments"-inspired comics about innocent children frolicking through flowerbeds! | |
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| And if "Precious Moments" weren't around... We'd end up like... Si-... uh... Sinfe-- | |
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| Anyway, we'd like to remind you that we love bug rapists, skanky penguins, and lesbian pimps! | |
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