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Say, Mr. Robot, Peg and I have been doing research on the act of sex, and we heard about how men get "hard." I was wondering if you could demonstrate for us? I brought a "porn mag" for you to look at.

Sure!

Here goes!... HNNNNNN... HNNNN.. HNNNNNNNNNNNNN... HHHHNNNNNN...

HH-NNNNNNN... Why isn't this working?

Let's see... Do robots have penises?

Oh, I forgot. No.