baconeater  

Hey God, what are you doing in a bar?

Just observing, I have lots of time on my hands.

But this bar is full of sinners. Alcoholics, gamblers and adulterers.

This is my only chance to observe the sinful up close and personal.

I need a drink. Can I get you something?

I'll have another Virgin Mary.....and try to find me one that is married. I like experienced virgins.