baconeater

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If you are a devout believer in God and I am not offending you, then I am failing miserably.

Waterman, Financial Guru

by baconeater
11-19-05


	Jesus, please perform another miracle for me.


	I need oil prices to rise in a hurry or I'm going to be in deep doo doo.


	I have saved your life once my son when I turned helium into blood for you. But I refuse to perform a miracle for material gain.


	I understand. You know, you really look hot right now. Do you mind if I adjust your shorts?