baconeater  

But Hdoff, I thought we were only friends.

Marry me, or I will expose you for the fraud that you are.

But you are a woman.....sort of.

You can pretend I am a man. You are very good at pretending.

I'm not going to marry a woman. And that is my final answer.

You are a LIAR and a HYPOCRITE. I know the TRUTH about you. GFY.