baconeater  

Melissa, I told you I'm not a romantic guy.

But Infidel belch, why do you insist we do it in your bathroom.

The bathroom is the sexiest place in the house

I think there is more to it hiccup I really don't trust you. Why can't you fricken men ever be belch honest.

OK, I'll level with you. It is easier to clean up your puke on a tiled floor.

Whatever you frunkin frinken lets do it belch, and by the way, it might stink in here soon.