Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: December 8, 2005

by baconeater
12-08-05
God, do you remember the Exodus?
Of course, I love smiting people. And boy did I smite those Egyptians.
I was wondering. If so many people observed your wrath, how come the Egyptians didn't start following you right then and there.
Those Egyptians were stooooooooooopid. What else can I say?
If you consider them stupid, what about the Israelites? It took them 40 years to take a trip that takes 10 days tops even in the worst conditions.
Blame that on Moses. You know that guys hate asking for directions.