Upon one of my many adventures, I glanced downwards and noticed the lace upon my left shoe had fallen out and sprawled itself upon nature's good clean earth.
Snore, what what, go on
so I simply tuckered the string inside the shoe, where it would not cause any mischief until I could tie it properly at a more appropriate junction.
Yaaawwwn, yeah I'm listening
What I did not realize, was that the lace had become rather filthy and as such it soiled both my sock and the inner-side of my shoe...
