baconeater

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If you are a devout believer in God and I am not offending you, then I am failing miserably.

Bacon and God

by baconeater
4-06-06


	God, what do you think about illegal immigration?


	I'm completely against anything illegal.


	Do you have illegal immigration in heaven?


	You bet we do. Lots of people come from hell and walk in right through the gates. I'd love to vaporize those evil deceitful basturds.


	What prevents you from doing that?


	I can't tell them apart from the "good" Fundies. They all look alike and act alike to me.