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Palestinian Suicide Granny

by baconeater
11-24-06


	Mohammed, Mohammed, I can't believe I'm worthy enough to be greeted by you.


	I get to meet all suicide bombers. The big guy considers you to be the most worthy of this place.


	This place is hot, it looks like hell, it is even worse than Gaza.


	Well, the Zionist pigs stole heaven, this is all we have.


	So do I get 72 male virgins at least?


	Actually it is 72 raisins for guys and 72 prunes for old ladies. You get none, because you failed to kill any Jews when you blew up.