Bacon and God: Jehovah Witnesses

Author: baconeater

Date: February 2, 2007

by baconeater
2-02-07
Hey God, are you a Jehovah's Witness?
No, because I didn't see the accident....Rodney Dangerfield just told me that joke..no idea what it means or who they are.
They are a religious cult who believe in a literal bible, that the earth is young and that evolution is bull, and that Jesus will return any day now.
Oh, you mean Fundamentalist Baptists.
No, they also don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas, and they are against blood transfusions.
Against blood transfusions? You mean there is a group of people whackier than Fundamental Baptists?