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| Welcome to the most bestest new morning show ever, Ohayou Ohio! | |
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| For those who don't speak Nihongo, that means "Good morning, Ohio." Oh yeah, and "Nihongo" means "Japanese." | |
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| Hai. I am your number one host, Momoiro Nekochan. | |
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| Most of you already know "hai" means "yes," I bet. Your number one host's name more or less means "Pink catgirl." My name's Benny Iro. I'm your cohost, interpreter, and American perspectivemonger. | |
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| Hai hai. Benny's half Japanese, just like in that old Weezer song. | |
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| My esteemed cohost of course refers to "El Scorcho," and the lyric "Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time." The main problem with that being that I'm not a girl... | |
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