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I heard that! So viewers, call your local cable or satellite provider, and demand they carry Jacuzzi Central...

Uh... Benny-san? If someone's watching us, doesn't that mean they already get our network?

Dude, don't confuse me with logic!

But Benny-san...

Yeah, okay, you're right, whatever. I'm not paid for my critical thinking, I'm paid to talk about movies and TV and stuff...

Of course. Perish the thought that this should ever require you to think critically...