banger  

I guess you could say I'm pulling a bit of a High Fidelity here, because I have a question to ask you. Why did our relationship fail?

Well, that's an easy question to answer. I find myself to be far more superior then you. I find myself more intelligent, and my computer is better.

Even though we are the same age, I am far, far more surperior as I stated before.

That doesn't answer a lot.

Haha, I broke up with you. Loser.