banger  

Look, I know we only dated for.. two days.. but what went wrong in our relationship?

We weren't meant to be.

Our souls were not calling to each other so we could hold each other in eternal bear hugs. I never kissed you.

And that's what you're still holding against me to this day?

That and the fact that you totally kicked my locker left a dent in it. Way to go Banger.