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by basic
9-23-05
It's nice of you to meet me here, Mr. Rowley. Not many lawyers will represent a 'dinosaur'. I feel as if discrimination is a big issue still. You know what I mean, since you're a nigger and all.
Holy fuck. You talk.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Listen, we're running out of space down here, so I need you to do me a favor. We're getting a new shipment of souls tonight, so I'm giving you a thousand or so souls to bring up to the earth.
I rented a hangar that should hold about 5,000 souls. Keep them busy while they're up there. Give the souls something to do. Anything in mind?
I've got the perfect thing.
*Welcome to Stripcreator.*

 

by basic
9-23-05
So...the trousers...where are they?
With my wife.
Your wife?
She's a cunt.

 

by basic
9-23-05
"Dear Fag: GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS. Love: The Church."
Welcome to the neighborhood.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Pinky, how'd they know I was gay? I just moved in!
Maybe we should change the wall paper.

 

by basic
9-23-05
I thought about what you said, and I've decided to change the wall paper.
That's good. What color were you thinking?
Semen white.
God you're gay.

 

by basic
9-23-05
I got another letter.
Was it bad?
Three Hours Before
"Dear Fag: Please do not touch us. You may give us AIDS. Love: The Neighborhood."

 

by basic
9-23-05
Hi there. I'm here from the Pest Removal service. I got a call from 345 Melbrook Avenue about a nigger infestation.
Holy fuck. You talk.

 

by basic
9-23-05
I mean, why can't we just put up a big fence? Better yet, why not a big electric fence to keep those spicks out! I mean, come on! I'd rather have a little nigger do my yard then a greasy spick.
...can I take your order?

 

by basic
9-23-05
Silly Dino's First Poetry Reading
"Pulling into the driveway of my home, I notice something odd. My house has been robbed. I knew I shouldn't have bought a house next to those thieving niggers."
Tonights Theme: Black History Night

 

by basic
9-23-05
Digital Cable Service. This is Mario speaking. How may I help you?
Yes, hi. I have Digital Cable and there seems to be a channel on here that was put here by mistake.
By mistake? Which channel, sir?
B.E.T.
But sir, it's just-
Get those niggers off my screen.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Silly Dino gets called in for a parent-teacher meeting
Mr. Dino, your son has been using racial slurs in every sentence he says and writes! This is unnacceptable behavior!
Jesus! That little spick is gonna get it right in his mouth so hard that his lips are going to look like they came from a nigger!
Is that all?

 

by basic
9-23-05
So you're that one-eyed monster they talk about.
Yeah...that one.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Shopping is gay cliche.
It's not like people in the store know you're gay...
...I mean, seriously, what gay man carries around a hammer and nails.
All of us.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Boys awe disgosting.
Why yew say dat?
My bruda has bwood in his semen.
Oh pweez...
I've tawken a cum shot with bwood in it.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Hi there. I'm a fairy. Ever since that horrible plane crash that only you survived happened, I've felt bad for you. So, close your eyes and think really hard about a wish and I'll grant it.
M'k.
And then...
That's it? You wanted to be a fucking choir boy? Jesus fucking christ, you could've gotten off this island, but you wanted to be a choir boy?

 

by basic
9-23-05
Why are you hiding behing the watercooler, Handie?
Shh...there's gossip going around that Tobor's in the office looking for me, and I realyl don't want to be cornholed right now.
Don't be silly! Tobor isn't even real, he was made up by people on StripcreatARGHHHHH
RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!

 

...no, it's just that I don't think it's a good time to catch up on what the gang at Hogwarts is doing.
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by basic
9-23-05
Well, I can't put my finger on it, but I think we have a connection.
No, I'm pretty sure you've got your finger on it.

 

by basic
9-23-05
Meanwhile, on the planet Nabar, a war rages on.
Come out, come out where ever you are, tentacle scum.
Peek-a-boo!
MOTHER FUCKER!
That'll teach you to mess with One-Eyed Willy.

 

by basic
9-25-05
You know, if I ever meet someone and they're supposed to be important, I always imagine them taking a dump... it puts things in perspective.
Feces is the great leveler.

 

by basic
9-26-05
Why do you have a hammer and a nail?
Well, don't we all need a hammer and a nail in life? Life needs to be pounded into place, and sometimes life falls off it's nail, so it needs to be hit harder.
What?
A hammer and a nail symbolizes life, as we need to make sure everything stays in it's place, so as to not disturb the beings around us.
Seriously, fuck off.

 

by basic
9-26-05
Ewwo dere.
Would wou wike to dake a boite of moih penaught buttah and jewey sandwick?
I DIDN'T PAY THA RENT, BITCH!

 

by basic
9-26-05
Erow! Wouwd youw wike some puppy chow?
I DIDNT PAY THA RENT, BITCH!

 

by basic
9-26-05
Hellooooo. You know the drill. One wish. What'll it be?
Hmm...
I wish kitty would say 'Hello' back, for once.

 

by basic
9-27-05
WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY THA RENT, BITCH?
Rent, what rent? I'm a robot. And why are you shouting? And why did you follow me into the bathroom?
YOU DIDN'T PAY THA RENT BITCH!

 

by basic
9-27-05
Honey, our relationship is on the rocks! You never talk to me, and I feel like I mean nothing to you! Why do I feel like you don't love me? Why can't we just be in love like we used to be?!!
BECAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY CUNT, BITCH!

 

by basic
9-27-05
Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my room?
I'M YO LONG LOST BROTHA, BITCH!
I don't have brother...
BUT YOU DIDN'T PAY THA RENT BITCH!
Fuck you and get out of my house!
PAY UP, BITCH!

 

After crawling back into his mother's womb, James noticed that it just didn't feel like it used to.
by basic, 9-27-05

 

by basic
9-28-05
I need to think up something funny for the next BTC, Chang.
You're entering in a BTC, Wang?
Why yes, Chang. Any ideas for my BTC comic?
Well, it should start off like this, Chang:
OK, that was just wrong!

 

by basic
9-28-05
Man, you're last BTC entry SUCKED.
Yeah, I know, I plan on making this one better.
Oh well, looks like you ran out of space. Here comes the end of the comic.
WAIT! I didn't get to do the first two pane-
OK, that was just wrong!

 

by basic
9-28-05
The US Army Designs New Weapons On Halloween
Ok men, our next project: Fart Bomb. When the bomb goes off, a large, ear-shattering sound of a fart goes off, to cover up the sound of the blast so that no attention is drawn to it.
...Don't you think people will SEE the explosion and notice it?
Hm. Never thought about that.

 

by basic
9-28-05
Jed, if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dogs lick it off, is that considered cheating on your girlfriend?
Naw. Its your dog!
But, if it was a llama...now, that's a different story.

 

by basic
10-17-05
Well Mai Ling, GOOD NEWS! We can take out the evil twin located on your thigh.
Vewy good. Now feex me up, Dowc.
After the surgery...
Everything went SWELL! You're going to be just fine.
But youw took out mah pussy...
It looked evil.

 

by basic
10-18-05
Nurse, is this going to hurt?
The surgery is going to be PAINLESS! You have nothing to worry about!
But before we go ahead with surgery, I need to penetrate your anus with this thermometer to check your bodily temperature.
This is because I'm black, isn't it?

 

by basic
10-18-05
Welcome back to UPN, the blackest network on TV. Coming up next is "Girlfriends", and then after that, "Everybody Hates Chris".
But now, an episode of the WB show "7th Heaven".
This because I'm black, isn't it?
"Ruthie! You're doing blow on the toilet seat again!? Oh Ruthie."

 

by basic
10-24-05
FUKK SKOOLZ, I R 2 SMART FOR SKOOLZ.
You really just flunked out didn't you.
Yus.

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