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by bassfreak
10-05-06
In a movie theatre far, far away...
Is the Passion sequel?
Nope, gay porn.

 

by bassfreak
10-05-06
Why we're doomed
It's no use.
WHAT?!?!? CSI IS ON TONIGHT?!?!?!
?!?!?!?

 

by bassfreak
10-06-06
...so then I said "Hey, if you don't like the fire and stuff then you can just go to hell... OH WAIT YOU ALREADY ARE!" HAHAHAHAHA I mean sieriously! am I right?
this guy's worse than Carrot Top.
What do you have against Carrot Top?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE MY COMEDY!

 

by bassfreak
10-06-06
Stardate 4356.8
OH GOD NO DON'T SAY IT AGAIN I'LL DO ANYTHING! PLEASE! JUST DON'T SAY IT!!!!
MOH!

 

by bassfreak
10-08-06
Am I hi?
yep.

 

by bassfreak
10-12-06
YARRGH! I be he that be the Office Pirate!
Dude I heard you were havin' some trouble with your TPS Reports... didn't you get the memo?
Yeah I got the memo, I just forgot, okay?
...?
I mean uhh YARRGH! TO HELL WITH THE BLOODY TPS REPORTS!
...

 

by bassfreak
10-12-06
Lose thirty pounds in thirty seconds
thats exactly what I need, oh TV I love you!
Just tell me, why the fuck am I under water if I'm Satan?

 

by bassfreak
10-21-06
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
WHAT?!?!?!
oh... uhh I didn't really think-
YEAH WELL THATS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE! YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT I HAVE A FUCKING LIFE!! THERE'S 6 BILLION FUCKING POEPLE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANET AND I CAN'T HELP ALL OF YOU!
Dude you're a dick.

 

by bassfreak
10-21-06
YEAH? WELL YOU'D BE PRETTY PISSED TO IF YOU HEARD YOUR NAME CALLED 50 TIMES A FUCKING SECOND!
dude fuck you. I'm gonna grab a bite to eat.
AHHHH!! JESUS CHRIST I HOPE I GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!
FUCK YOU! YOU DIE NOW!
so yeah to end the world eh?
how did you survive?

 

Hid in a trash can
Well that would explain the smell
by bassfreak, 10-21-06

 

by bassfreak
10-21-06
Things for party: four kegs... check, lots of drugs... check check and check oh shit a striper? what the hell is that?!?!?! oh well, does he really need a striper?
on that horrific afternoon
so when are the ladies commin?
ladies? what ladies?
YOU DIDN'T GET ANY you know... "ladies?"
Well I got a few hookers, but I don't know what you mean...

 

by bassfreak
10-21-06
ARE YOU RETARDED?
What?!
You didn't book the girls like I asked in the letter?
Oh mean the stripers? I don't know what the hell that is?
stripers?... STRIPERS?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS A STRIPERS AND WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD SAY THAT?!?
That's what wanna know

 

by bassfreak
10-21-06
I should kill you where you stand
yeah but then you'd miss the great striper I got for you
I should kill you where you stand
I love you too.
I should kill you where you stand

 

oh nuts I seemed to have droped my phaser
by bassfreak, 10-23-06

 

by bassfreak
10-25-06
why did the chicken cross the road?
WHO THE FUCK CARES!

 

holloween sucks
by bassfreak, 10-28-06

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