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by becksstein
12-20-01
I am looking for a serious relationship with a sexy man. I burn with desire.
I too burn with desire. Is the burning sensation normal in just one area?
Let me feel it to make sure.
I used to be a woman. Do I still count?
nevermind,nevermind,nevermind..........

 

by becksstein
12-20-01
It is a typical Saturday night at a hotel in Newington, CT.
La La La La!
La La La La!
This is how some humans get laid.
Have Sex with me!!!!!!!!
Arf?
Stay away from drunks in CT.
Hehehee, durrr
Isn't this fun?

 

by becksstein
12-20-01
Little Edna is sick of school.
I'm sick of Catholic school. Where is my mUdvayne cd?
Everytime she listens to that music, she ends up cutting my scrotum.
Little does Edna know, mudvayne's lead singer kud is next to her! Unfortunately, she kicks him in the face.
DIG, DIG, DIG......Death is blooming.......DIG, DIG, DIG...........
Rahhhhh!
Not realizing it is him, Holly decides to dispose of the evidence.
My makeup! Aughhhh!
Damn it, where will I hide the body?

 

by becksstein
12-20-01
At the Center for Serious Problems, Mikey has come for help.
I've done so much crack and walked into so many walls that my head is flat. Can you help me?
Wait, let me just finish fixing my eyebrow
Unfortunately, Mikey runs into his old hooker, Moochie.
Moochie-what are you doing in this place?
I'm getting a sex change-wanna help?
Suddenly, Mikey's flat face doesn't seem as important as it did before.
Umm, I have to go now.
Come on, Mikey....remember all those nights?

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