All comics by beckyconnor

 

by beckyconnor
10-06-06

 

by beckyconnor
10-06-06

 

by beckyconnor
10-07-06
TWO OF TV LAND'S GREATEST WIDOWS: DANNY TANNER AND ROSEANNE. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY FELL IN LOVE AND GOT MARRIED TO EACH OTHER?
I THINK IT WOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD SITCOM, AND I THINK IT WOULD BE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
THIS HOUSE IS A MESS, I CAN'T WAIT TO CLEAN IT!
A MAN CLEANING AFTER A WOMAN? I COULD GET USED TO THIS!
HEY LOOK, IT'S THE KIDS: DJ AND DJ.

 

by beckyconnor
10-08-06
BRRR, THERE'S A COLD CHILL IN HERE THIS MORNING
WHAT AN EERIE SENSATION...
TO BE CONTINUED...
THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MY HOME

 

by beckyconnor
10-08-06
JON? ODIE?
ANYBODY HOME?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ALONE YOU ARE, GARFIELD
I'M ALONE

 

by beckyconnor
10-08-06
STEADY, GARFIELD, THERE MUST BE A GOOD REASON WHY THE HOUSE IS EMPTY
JON MUST BE AT THE GROCERY
FOR SALE

 

by beckyconnor
10-08-06
MY HOME HAS BEEN ABANDONED. NO ONE HAS LIVED HERE FOR YEARS!
BUT THAT MEANS... *I* HAVEN'T LIVED HERE FOR YEARS!
WHAT'S THAT?!
@_@

 

by beckyconnor
10-08-06
JON! ODIE! YOU'RE HOME!
HELLO, GARFIELD. HAVE SOME FOOD
LOCKED FAST WITHIN A TIME WHEN HE NO LONGER EXISTS, GARFIELD GRAPPLES WITH HIS GREATEST FEAR ... _LONELINESS_

 

by beckyconnor
10-08-06
AFTER YEARS OF TAKING LIFE FOR GRANTED, GARFIELD IS SHAKEN BY A HORRIFYING VISION OF THE INEVITABLE PROCESS CALLED "TIME"
HE HAS ONLY ONE WEAPON...
DENIAL...
*I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE*
WANT SOME BREAKFAST, GARFIELD?
AN IMAGINATION IS A POWERFUL TOOL. IT CAN TINT MEMORIES OF THE PAST, SHADE PERCEPTIONS OF THE PRESENT, OR PAINT A FUTURE SO VIVID THAT IT CAN ENTICE... OR TERRIFY, ALL DEPENDING UPON HOW WE CONDUCT
OURSELVES TODAY... [END]
WHO NEEDS IT? I NEED YOU!

 

by beckyconnor
12-04-06
HI DE HO NEIGHBORINO (WAS IT WILSON WHO SAID THIS? I CAN'T REMEMBER, REALLY. MAYBE IT'S FLANDERS I'M THINKING OF?)
HEY MAN, HAVE YOU HEARD THIS THING ABOUT MICHAEL RICHARDS GOIN NUTS?
YEAH. I HOPE NO OTHER SITCOM NEIGHBORS HAVE PUBLIC MELTDOWNS LIKE THAT ;_;
AT LEAST IT WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU ;_; BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD ;_;

 

by beckyconnor
5-30-07
SPACE JAM
YEAH
COFFEE AND CIGARETTES
OK
LOST IN TRANSLATION (BASICALLY)
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE

 

by beckyconnor
7-10-07
MY NAME IS MELVIN 5 AND I LOVE ANIME.
I BUY ALL MY ANIME DIRECT FROM STRIPCREATOR.COM'S BANNER ADS
i am the anime :(

 

by beckyconnor
7-10-07
GARFIELD
JUST GARFIELD :(
:(

 

by beckyconnor
7-11-07
when lisa gets turned into a snail
when the pig flies into space
bart gets hit by a car
oh no

 

by beckyconnor
7-11-07
IF YOUR NAME IS MR. STINKY BUTT... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
hahahah
IF BACON ISN'T JUST YOUR FAVORITE FOOD, IT'S WHAT YOU *ARE*... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
lol
director's commentary: i thought it would be funny if mr. stinky butt was the only one with like a respectable house you know?
IF YOUR NECK ACTUALLY IS RED... YOU JUST ARE A REDNECK ;_;
;_;

 

by beckyconnor
7-13-07
BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE GARRY SHANDLING DVD PHOTOSHOOT
HOW'S THIS?
PERFECT! *snaps photo*
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'M DONE HERE *leaves*
LATER THAT DAY...
*photoshops picture of rip torn and jeffrey tambor into garry's hands*

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