All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
hey guys i'm starting bencomic up again
cool
except it's gonna be like a different stripcreator account
can i be in it
can i be in it

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
why make robots
WHY
stop making robots!

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
i am angry!!
we were watching the professional
and near the end my dad stopped it and said
WELL I GUESS THAT WAS AN OK MOVIE
the movie wasn't OVER
did you hit him

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
you could insert a tube into the anus and pour in water (enema style)
Once the water was in place another tube is inserted and a bowl is connected to the first tube you could then effectively use someone else's ass as a bong.
...
WHAT

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
http://tinyurl.com/9ap7p what the fuck (nws kjorteo link, take your chances if you dare)
i always take my chances with nws kjorteo links
...holy FUCK
...HOLY CRAP

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
dos what do you want to be when you grow up
your sex slave
well when you're grown up I don't want you anymore

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
* Madtom is now known as iamabee
* iamabee flies around
buzz

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
it's like the yearnings sailors feel for the sea...just one of those strange things you can't explain to mortals.
queers are to busy being assfucked to think deeply
* Jazzy punches Nadir in the face
:(

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
!trivia
haha maybe not
STARTING THE TRIVIA. ROUND OF 10 QUESTIONS.
1) WHO LIKES MEN
u

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
one time cait_sith made me pretend i was him and talk to togepy
and he gave me all of his personal information and shit like that just so that he didn't have to talk with her
when she started doing *kisses4john* and shit like that i bailed

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
my "pick up" line is: (and it works better in real life)
* Gorth looks at hand
what a wonderful hand!
can i hold it?!
i wonder if a girl'd say "yes" to that!

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
* Gorth is playing: Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
have ya'll heard of this song?!
apparently "led zeppelin" was pretty popular
BACK IN THE DAY

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
'RE-GROW YOUR HAIR STARTING NOW'
how the fuck did it know i cut my hair
i get emails about viagra and shit too, and im like
'how do they know i cant get it up!?'
the best is when you get emails that are like "MEET HOT YOUNG MEN IN YOUR AREA"
and i'm like 'HOW DO THEY KNOW I'M A FAG'

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
if there's one thing i've learned about flimsy links is that they are never worth my time, ever
let's make a movie about a man... and his feet... are in a coffin
or anything he says really
yeah

 

by bencomic
7-08-05
i'm pissed off now
y
these guys were gonna BLOW UP BEES
with NAPALM
and VIDEOTAPE IT, but they didn't
fuck them!

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
"We have glow-in-the-dark condoms available. It is easy to see, so it is easy to wear in the dark," Tsukamoto explained.
japan may make cool condoms
...but they're still condoms
glow in the dark condoms are old news
the only thing they are good for is when gay dudes want to play star wars

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
hey micah did you use a condom
zamros yes
loser

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
my dad told me about how this one chick likes to lay her head back over the edge of the bed so he can fuck her right in the mouth
i looked at him right in the eye and started laughing because i couldn't think of anything else to do in such and awkward situation
i could
next time lay your head back of ther the edge of the bed

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
dr andonuts
haha
i wish it was dr endonuts which means his nuts are on the inside which means he has ovaries which means HE'S REALLY A GIRL
zamros employs logic
yeah, i employ all sorts of shit
(hookers)

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
YAAAAAAAAAAY
BENCOMIC'S BACK!
I can't wait to be in one with my hilarious antics. And by hilarious I mean slutty.
chibi tell us a story
A story? Of what?
sex and drugs, you seem to be doing a lot of those lately.

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
well, none last night, though, I did discover a bunch of guys have crushes on me.
boring
we want penetration, oral anal or otherwise
aural
nasal
elbow

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
moose is tattooing girls' names to himself ahaahaah how gay
what's he going to do in a couple months
when he wants to get rid of it
its a sharpie
if he wants to get rid of it he can take a fuckin bath
zam that'd be a stretch for him

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
whats the difference between gofer and 7 11
i dont know
they're both too loud! that's what
i haven't been inside 7 11
oh

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
IgnatiusX has joined The Furry/Yiffy Room
exactly what in the fur are you???
Err... what? o.O;
yeah what are you???
A Charmander o.o
a....charmander... why your not a fur at all
your a pokemon...

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
And?
you shouldnt be here
Furs are Pokemon too, you know >.>;
this is a room for furs like me
im a white wolf
also a fenrir

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
What does that have to do with anything?
it says furry room not pokemon room
I could just say poof, I'm an anthropomorphic raccoon, whoopie, the point is, is that you don't have to take a furry form to be a fur o.O;
and you shouldn't be able to talk
all you can say is your name
Oh, well, I'm sorry I'm not real enough for you.

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
Go ahead, kick me out for no reason. o.O;
ididnt say i was
Then why are you pestering me about being a Pokemon? O.o
because its not moraly right to have a pokemon umongst furs
Oh is it?
nope

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
Well, I'm sorry I don't conform to your morals, and personally... I don't care! ;)
What your form is does not dictate who you are.
Therefore, your arguement is flawed. ^^
your a moron dumb ass pokemon

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
THE NEXT DAY...
*IgnatiusX shakes his flame tail around o.o
i should put your tail out lol
Okay, go ahead... kill me :P
be glad to haahaahshahhha
*IgnatiusX wraps a paw around Strife and whispers something in his big Raichu ears
I'm a bit busy now, but I'd just like to point out that I read those statements of yours, Wind, and you are quite the simpleton

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
shut da fuck up strife
* IgnatiusX falls over laughing XD
thank you for that reinforcement, theres no doubt now XD
complete with 'da' instead of 'the' X)
your mindless driviel is irrelivant strife
yiff yiff

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
oh, _my_ mindless drivel?
yes mindless drivel
Tell me who gave you the authority to define what a furry can and cannot be
and you are irrelivant
I am a pie. Eat me. o.o
how about get the fuck off my balls biotch

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
You put yourself in the position. It's your own fault for getting so high and mighty
I see you just throwing insults instead of actually answering a question. Well, I'm waiting.
Tell me who gave you the authority to define what a furry can and cannot be.
who gave you the athourity to be a pussy?
well?
you are a grabasitc piece of anphibian shit

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
you need to get a life and a fucking job you punk bitches
Oh, I have a job, I'm employed by a Corian building company and a local daycare, ironic, huh? :P
Look who is talking, Wind.
for your info i have a job and every thing i have cost more than your life
I don't believe a word you say about your job.
FUCK YOU

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
Haha! I did it!
I got him pissed enough with the truth to make him say "FUCK YOU" in caps.
how about i just flood the room and you wont have any room to talk
fgdgfg
c]\bdfgC"b
cb

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
* Wind has left The Furry/Yiffy Room
he's gone
He flooded and left. I've seen it before.
Sorry you had to see that, fellow furs. ^^;
everyone else in the room, please don't blame us
He incriminated himself, and caused all the problems to begin with
All because he's a damn idiot who decided to discriminate against my Charmander buddy. He's no different than a racist, in my mind.

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
in the bible it says if you profane the holy spirit you can't be forgiven
hey holy spirit
fuck you
:(

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
My parents weren't abusive or anything so I can at least pretend to be normal, no wristcutting or anything at least
But they were very 50s nuclear family Ward Cleaver-type so I of course now think Jar Jar Binks is hot
You see how that works

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
OK SHH!
it is time for
MY PRANK
you find a house with a lawn at night, sneak up
and plant a tree in the middle of the lawn
at NIGHT!!

 

by bencomic
7-09-05
then when they get up in the morning they say
"there is a tree!"
XD
can you imagine waking up with a big tree in your yard?
WHAT THE FUCK

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
i heard my first dirty joke in 3rd grade
i didn't understand it
so i told my parents the joke
expecting them to explain it to me :(
...THE ARISTOCRATS!!

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
I need to find the nearest natural reserve in my area. I want to spend some time in a forest.
and meditate
i knew it
I was gonna leave that bit out but yeah

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
well i think it's pretty obvious, what with it being you
what do you think everybody would think if i said i wanted to spend time in a forest?
yeah, exactly

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
man, when you google image search for dean kerr you get the best photos of crazy men
there should be a DEAN KERR club
nps would get anal raped and towel-whipped
yeah totally
wait
no yeah yeah totally

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
hey
lets all debate
buhh thank you arizona state
buhh let's be safer
dudhdhr
DDDDDDDDDURRHRR

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
I love philosophy but I was only naive enough to want to make a career out of it for about 30 seconds
there are no careers
You could teach it, technically
yeah, that's like saying
you could get AIDS, and the benefit of it is, you can spread it

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
<drac0> one day i was drinking a 40 of Steel Reserve in an alleyway with my friend
<drac0> and a cop walks by
<drac0> and my friend's like:
"this is damn good apple juice!"

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
i hear that if you meditate while achieving orgasm
it's like a cheat code
for nirvana

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
if i got you all drunk enough would you participate in a threesome with me
well maybe not your mom, but that chick you're thinking about hitting
Most likely. I'm a pretty crazy drunk
what are my chances whilst sober
I dunno not very high
so do you prefer whisky or vodka?

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
this one kid i know was telling me all these great stories about kids he knew in middle school, like this one kid got paid $2 to jump in front of a bus
so he did and now he's permanently paralyzed from the waist down, the end
hhaha, did he get the 2$
yes

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
when i told allie,
"i'm going to tie you down with barbed wire and rape you then shove an icepick up your twat then into your eye socket "
she wasn't happy

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