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| Thats girl is hot. Which means she will never love me. | |
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| Oh bacon, why am I so unattractive to hot women? | |
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| Your lack of confidence? But then again I'm just a strip of bacon... | |
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| Hey, I'm a vampire. Like Edward Cullen? Want to go for a Bloody Mary? | |
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| Hey! I'm not interested. And I'm not even hot. Where did that sizzlin' bacon go? | |
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