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| I mixed up some maalox and alka-selzer in case that perfectly bland salad of iceberg lettuce and plain ranch dressing upset your stomach. | |
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| Drink it while doing a backbend and it will stop those hiccups, too. | |
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| It has a weird aftertaste. | |
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| Well, you know those flies that are fascinated with your bleeding wounds? I thought a little citronella might shake them for a bit. | |
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