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by bgalephd
3-12-08
What are you doing?
Nothin'
And he turned around
This guy is a looooser!
I heard that!
Are you reading my thoughts?
Would you stop shouting?

 

by bgalephd
3-18-08
Hey!
)*(&#%)*(&%
Sorry, can't hear you
#_%&_#%*&_
This is getting frustrating
)^*(#$)*(#%^)*(#%^

 

by bgalephd
3-31-08
How are you?
Fine!
What the .... bleep?
Welcome to Jeopardy.....
Yuh!
Suddenly, I don't feel so well...

 

by bgalephd
4-24-08
First Day at New School
Hey, I'm new...
Nice to meet you.
Second Day at New School
How do you like the new school so far?
I like it so far.
Third Day at New School
I like school now.
Do you want to be friends now?

 

by bgalephd
5-30-08
They walked right into the house
Is that house scary?
Yes.
Then they got a spaceship and flew to the moon
Cool!
I know....
Uh oh....where's the spaceship?
Pretty stars, huh?
The stars are very cool. But, how are we going to get back home?

 

by bgalephd
9-25-08
Do you need help?
Can you help me carry my groceries?
Here I come to save the day!!!
Shessh, what a ham.... it's just groceries.

 

by bgalephd
9-25-08
Do you need help?
Can you help me carry my groceries?
Here I come to save the day!!!
Shessh, what a ham.... it's just groceries.

 

by bgalephd
10-15-08
I'm feeling so pink
What did you just say?
I love bacon!
Bacon!?!?!?
I AM bacon
Mmmmm... delicious!

 

by bgalephd
10-16-08
These two are friends...
Hey Justin, nice ray gun. Where did you get it?
Well, Angela... I got it from outer space
Well Justin, I think that would be stating the OBVIOUS
Duh, that IS my home planet
What planet?
The planet is called... LUNCH

 

by bgalephd
10-21-08
Two a dancing guy
Hi, how are you doing?
What? I don't know
I don't know you
Thank you very much.
Much, very much
I love you.

 

by bgalephd
2-19-09
One day, a Cat Girl and an Alien decided to have a staring contest
Are those ears real?
Where the heck is he from?
Cat Girl is very insane
I love Chinese food
Ogidy Ogidy Bogidy Boo!
I wonder who will win the staring contest
I'm going to win the competition
I wonder if there are any tuna pickles left in the fridge

 

by bgalephd
3-24-09
Hello... what are you playing?
I'm playing a game
What kind of game?
A video game
I love games!
I love games too!

 

by bgalephd
6-09-09
There was a farmer and pig
Are you hungry?
Oink! Oink!
Hungry pig...
Sure... I'll get you some food
Yes!
No food?
Oh jeepers! I have no food!
Are you sure you're a farmer?

 

by bgalephd
7-08-09
At night, in the ocean, a shark and a fish were looking for gold
Where are we?
In the ocean. Is there gold here?
They looked in an abandoned ship
What is this place?
I don't know.... but I'm sure there's gold here
They thought they found the treasure...
How did we get here?
Hold that thought... I think we're on top of GOLD!

 

by bgalephd
7-09-09
A girl asks a friend for money in a rude way
Can I ask a question can I borrow $5?
You just asked a pretend question...
He tells her what a pretend question is
Huh? What's a pretend question?
A pretend question is where you ask a question but don't wait for a response. It's kind of rude.
Now, she learned a lesson. Ask a question, then wait for the answer
Okay, now I understand. Thanks! Can I ask a question?
No.

 

by bgalephd
7-09-09
A girl asks a friend for money in a rude way
Can I ask a question can I borrow $5?
You just asked a pretend question...
He tells her what a pretend question is
Huh? What's a pretend question?
A pretend question is where you ask a question but don't wait for a response. It's kind of rude.
Now, she learned a lesson. Ask a question, then wait for the answer
Okay, now I understand. Thanks! Can I ask a question?
No.

 

by bgalephd
11-10-09
One day Robo was telling a joke
Hey... why did the guy have bad breath after eating from RobotMart?
I don't know
He liked the joke
The poster from RoboMart said, "Get stinky breath."
Ha ha ha, that's funny

 

by bgalephd
11-10-09
Do you want to hear a joke?
Yes, please
What runs faster? Hot or Cold?
Uh.... Bananas?
No, you silly money. Hot... because you can't catch a "hot" but you can catch a "cold."
I still think bananas are faster

 

by bgalephd
11-10-09
Want to hear a joke?
Yes.
What's a cow's favorite lunch meat?
I don't know
Moo-loney
Ohhhhh... I get it.

 

by bgalephd
11-17-09
Hey, who are you supposed to be?
I'm a robot
Do you want to fight?
Yes, I think
Get ready to get hurt
I hate to fight

 

by bgalephd
11-24-09
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Stop crying. It's only a joke.
It's almost Hanukah!

 

by bgalephd
11-30-09
You want another bone?
No.
Why not?
I'm full.
Run.
Okay.

 

The Nasty Comments
hello
you're mean
by bgalephd, 12-10-09

 

by bgalephd
6-09-10
At the art gallery
I like the pretty art...
That is interesting!
They were magically transported to Japan
There was a spell and then we got transported here.
I thought the spell was really cool!
They were transported to a world of darkness
This was one strange day.
I thought it was strange too.

 

by bgalephd
7-07-10
Ted Noticed a Rocket in his Office
Where the heck am I?
You're in the office
Suddenly, the Rocket Exploded
Blast off! I'm out of here
Fire! Fire!
Ted had to Explain the Incident
Ted... what happened?
Nothiing... just another 4th of July prank

 

by bgalephd
7-12-10
Slowly the Snail and his friend Lola are talking
So Slowly, I hear you're going off to camp
My shell is all packed
She wishes him well
I hope you have a good time!
If I need anything else I will go to the shell station
So, Slowly, slowly goes off into the Sunset

 

by bgalephd
2-28-11
He got a letter
I will go in that rocket
He was thinking....
Maybe I'll go in space
He didn't
The rock just self-destruct

 

by bgalephd
4-05-11
THe clown looked into the mirror
Oh my....
What's wrong

 

by bgalephd
7-06-11
I can fly, you know.
No, you can't.
I can prove it to you.
Okay, fine, then prove it... dude.
I have an airplane ticket. Wanna see it?
Oh, come on, dude!

 

by bgalephd
11-16-11
Bzzzzz.... why do walk on the ground?
Because flying makes me tired. Hey, do you like Super Mario?
No... but have you heard of Super Buggio?
I've never, ever heard of it.
Why not come to my hive and we'll try both?
Okay. (Super Mario, I love Super Mario. Super Mario Time!)

 

by bgalephd
3-28-12
You Got Mail!
I wonder if I should have watched the YouTube video
Message from LUNCH Groups

 

by bgalephd
8-02-12
A scientist approaches a frustrated co-worker
Can you tell me where I can find the cloning machine?
What makes you think we have a cloning machine?
A furious exchange of words follows
Isn't this where the cloning machine is?
No.... this is where the copying machine is located.
Confusion strikes both parties
Cloning.... Copying, what's the difference?
Do you even work here!?

 

by bgalephd
10-23-12
Boo!
Hi Ya!
That's not very scary...
You're not scary either...
Let's go trick-or-treating
Okay, but costumes would we wear?

 

Thanks for logging in.
Yes, that was fun.
by bgalephd, 1-12-13

 

Wow, Chipper, someone logged in with a compliment
Squeak! Squeak!!!
by bgalephd, 1-12-13

 

by bgalephd
1-12-13
Did you know someone just logged in and saw our comic?
What did you say?
I said, someone saw our comic.
Wait a second, I thought cows only said "moo"

 

by bgalephd
9-19-14
Fifth Grade
I have a mountain of homework to do tonight.
Wow! That is a lot.
20 Years Later...
Remind me, why is it that you quit school?
I've told you! They gave me a mountain of homework every night. It was impossible!

 

by bgalephd
10-22-14
An alien comes to Earth to meet new people
I come in peace.
I'm not so sure about that...
He meets a talking rabbit
Can I have a piece?
Yes. No. Maybe. So... me or the carrot?
On the way home the alien shares what happened with his pet robot
All I asked for was "peace," but nobody gave it to me
But, I thought you're allergic to peas

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