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by bigblue
3-18-02
Is it time yet?
You wish
Not even now?
Fucking hell...
Jesus you are one annoying dragon
I know.....

 

by bigblue
3-18-02
Always over reacting!
But Chao look at what they said. They hate me.
It's all in your head.
What would she know about it?

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
Why are you a dragon?
Well why are you Alex?
I am Alex
Well maybe I'm a dragon
Not likely moron
Umm............................................................................................................................So how's Greg?

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
It's so lonely.........
I could always call him.....
That's what you think!
If the phone wouldn't keep running away

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
It's such a lovely day!
It won't be for long
But look how everything grows!
And look how everything dies Reyna
Holy crap!
And look how it all goes to hell

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
Matt why do you still look Chinese?
I liked my makeup from the play
Umm.....
Come on I still look gorgeous
Let him believe it
Sara!

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
You know I'm going to paint my room this color over spring break
Bite my ass, bite my ass, suck it whore!
You know...
You know someone should really shut you up.....
You know I'm painting my room this color
I'm moving

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
Hell is what you make of it
But what is it? Home? School? Work? Listening to "My name is Ilan Chao" for all eternity?
You know who it is
?!
Hell is life without me
I already knew that

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
Dirty whore, why don't you suck it?! Do it Alex! DO IT!
Screw you Chao Chao! Puppy chao! Make me donuts! Whore!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
I'm not
British old man!
God damn it Alex!
You sound like a depressed gay man when you are sick
But I don't like being sick
Say "do you think I should wear the pink dress or the blue?"

 

by bigblue
3-19-02
Senor! Mr. Byrum! I don't know what I'm doing!
Amanda you truly frighten me!
I think we should kill half the chinese people and all gay people to solve overpopulation
Please say you don't mean that
But I do! There are too many of them
Wow I'm not going to listen to you anymore

 

by bigblue
3-20-02
If you call my house after school today you will wake up my dad, he hates you. and my mom hates you and my brother and my other brother and my other brother all hate you
Well they hate you too
If I had a dog he'd hate you, and if I had a cat it'd hate you, and if I had a gerbil it would hate you, and if I had a parrot it would hate you
You don't have any pets
And I'd train it to say "Sara's stupid, Sara's stupid, Sara's stupid, Sara sucks, Sara sucks, Sara sucks"
Ilan you are an idiot

 

by bigblue
3-20-02
You know I should probably do something
You can't do anything
But what if I wanted to try?
Nope, no good
Must you always hold me back?
I'm the only reason you don't fall

 

by bigblue
3-20-02
I'm not an alien, I'm just a special human
And I'm not a funny looking green dragon, I'm really repressing a teenage girl
Damnit I'm serious! I'm really not an alien!
So am I, I really am a teenage girl... but I'm still green and funny looking
Damn humans can never take a joke! Always have to ruin everything
Oh damn it you were lying. And I thought I had found a friend. Still looking....

 

by bigblue
3-20-02
I don't wanna go I'm too lazy! Oh and someone should shut you up!
But didn't I already ask?
NO! I have homework. Won't go, suck it, bite it, whore!
And so it gets better
I saw part of it today and it was too boring, besides I'm packing. Have fun with Alex and Ilan though.
Hateful ass-monkeys

 

by bigblue
3-20-02
Will you do it now?
It won't be long, but not soon enough for a skank like you
Is there a way to cheat?
In many cases you could sell your soul, but yours is tainted, I won't have such a dirty soul. Too impure for even me.
Can you help me?
I can use you as a lab rat and poison you with many variations of unknown drugs that will cause you to bleed and vomit and in the end it won't help anyway, but there's always Kevorkian

 

by bigblue
3-21-02
She reaches a moment of recognition....
God I need some coffee, I want some now.
a moment of longing.....
It's been far too long. I love Coffee. I miss Coffee.
a moment of truth
But what if Coffee doesn't miss me?

 

by bigblue
3-21-02
Now I realize that I am flirty but you have been told that I'm not interested.
Matt it sincerely does not matter, I'm OK. I only asked her so I would know if you were just being yourself before I started believing you like the gullible shit I am
Now please don't cry. You know you are a great friend and I can trust you with a whole lot. I just don't feel that way about you. I think you are attractive but I'm not attracted to you
Not crying, not attractive, don't care
So now that I'm through breaking your heart, I'm going to hang on you for a while
Well look who thinks he's hot shit. hehe. Sadly, this is getting far too familiar

 

by bigblue
3-25-02
You see driving is fine with me, even though I'm horrifically paranoid since my car died this morning, because the passenger can talk and talk and I can just drive and pretend to listen
Um... what was that you were saying?
Holy crap didn't you see that? And then there was a banana!
How the hell did I manage to almost miss a police tank rolling down Stone! I must get the eyes checked. Although I do believe the banana is in your imagination.
Ah shit I saw the banana! You really aren't quite insane. However you may be crazy..... like a fox!
Hmm.... I wonder how hard I would have to hit you to make you shut up. And I wonder how many lobsters I should buy before Greg makes me a bracelet. Damn!

 

by bigblue
3-25-02
This view is going to make me puke, but Hey we can watch the sunset.
Wow, this is a strange quasi-date. In a very not gay way because we are not straight. I mean not gay!
You know Sara this is our place. It will always be ours. I know why you came here and I don't want you to torment yourself over me.
Figment of my imagination! Snap out of it! Not there! Bad tease!
Just think about the tongue chasing the Mini-Alex and it's all better.
My, but we are the sad couple.

 

by bigblue
3-25-02
You know Cody you kinda look like you are going to kick me or something. Perhaps it is due to the ninja nature of your family.
No no, in ninjitsu we are taught to be constantly prepared. But I'm always up for biting. Why do you love making fun of me?
Oh poor defenseless Cody. You really just are kinda an easy target.
Jeez thanks.
Well no offense but look at how your friends got to you about my having a car.
Hey... yeah... well.... you're not so nice. I really want my permit though......

 

by bigblue
3-25-02
Blade II
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Alex is hated....
Did he just say cunt-hair?
Indeed he did. Considering yours, they must be pretty long, eh?

 

by bigblue
3-26-02
Ilan is refusing to come over and finally hung up on me after almost an hour of begging on the phone. You fix!
I'll beat her ass into shape or at least I'll become her bitch in the process, either way!
But Chao you are neglecting us, no see Ilan, Ilan no lovey. Come on I'm even speaking your language to make the point.
Go away! I'm reading! No lovey! Hit Sara and flip her off for me.
That was slightly uncalled for. Ilan you don't love me anymore. Chao why don't you just leave your goddamn house!?
Ilan hang up now! Suckie suckie!

 

by bigblue
3-27-02
I can't believe you took me with you to your dentist appointment last night. What kind of a loser brings a friend to their appointments? However, I did enjoy seeing you tortured.
That man said he liked his job. What kind of a person could enjoy torture as a profession?
I can stand the fluoride, where I gag and die inside. By the way, I appreciate your laughing at that. I can even stand having that jerk scraping at my teeth with a sharp point.
I don't even care about the sucky thing, all I hate is when they apply that gravel feeling shit onto all my teeth and my poor tongue tries to gravitate towards the device but I can't stand the feeling
Well at least with all those nasty tools you know he probably has a healthy S&M life at home.
You just had to find some way to bring in sex. You pervert.

 

by bigblue
3-27-02
It doesn't matter

 

by bigblue
3-27-02
Life is a wasted wish...an unending thought of hopelessness and despair....
the rules of life are simple, all that a person wants will never be obtained...
the idea of Life is more appealing than the reality

 

by bigblue
3-27-02
Computers are shit......
.......
Email is worthless.

 

by bigblue
3-28-02
Ilan hates waking up early. Ilan woke up today because she thought it was a school day.
Do you realize we don't have school on spring break? You're a dumbass.
Hey whore, not dumbass, you dumbass. Suck slut, suck it.
Ahhh.... only in my dreams.
I love you Alex. Say it, say it whore! Say you love me too! Do it or I'll shove this paintbrush up your ass. Now tell Sara you love her! Do it!
Oh the many lies....

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