All comics by bigtimecow

 

THE RESTAURANT by bigtimecow 5-14-04
one day this happened... take what you want but don't kill the innocent robot-cash-register-clerk give me the best god damn french fries in the land	then this... we don't have the best fries in the land i will kill you	and then this... here, they are the best god damn french fries in the land, but better: invisible! thank you

 

OH EM JEE by bigtimecow 5-14-04
OMG YOUR NECK IS GONE	OMG YOU ARE PEOPLE FIGHTING check this out	WOW now i'm fire

 

REPOPULATION by bigtimecow 5-14-04
THE WORLD ENDED AND THESE PEOPLE SURVIVED can you help me with my arm? oh boy	WHAT IS THE ZOMBIE GONNA DO? !!! give me all your money	NO USE FOR MONEY, THE WORLD IS GOONE we need to have sex to repopulate the world okay

 

PENGUINNET, NOT FISHNET by bigtimecow 8-14-05
just trying to make some love, partner... you're making me nervous i'm sorry, i'll put down the rake	it's not the rake ?	SERVED. it is the fishnets i'm sorry, WHAT?

 

CARDIACATTACKACKACKACKACK by bigtimecow 8-14-05
heyheyheyheyheyheyhey, wannahearajoke??	so this guy goes, "hey man, i have a great idea for a joke," and his other friend is like, "huh huh, what, huh huh," and then the other guy goes into cardiac arrest.	and his friend was like, "hey man, that's not cool, i wanted to hear the joke," speaking to god of course 'cause who else could make someone go into cardiac arrest? lol

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