CC 494: The 'Martyr of The Year' Award!

Author: bigworm

Date: January 10, 2012

by bigworm
1-10-12
First your son killed all my pigs. He was celebrating when he sank in the wet pig poop.
Okay, I can live with that. After all... it was for a good cause.
For dying in the act of killing Farmer John's pigs (as directed by Allah), the 'Martyr of the Year' award goes to... Abdul!
You're my first virgin?!! Aiiieeeee!!!