A TICKET TO RIDE

Author: bigworm

Date: January 28, 2012

by bigworm
1-28-12
FIRST... GET THEE OUT OF PRISON! THEN GET THEE TO A THRIFT STORE!
NEXT... GET TO A BARBERSHOP AND GET THAT HAIR CUT OFF THINE HEAD!
Oh God, give me the strength to perform a shave and a haircut.
A FEW TOUCH-UPS AND GET THEE THINE 'PERMIT TO HUMP CHILDREN', TAX FREE!!!
Congratulations, and welcome to the club.