cc553: R.C.L.- The'Dear John', The Lesson, An Understanding

Author: bigworm

Date: April 30, 2012

by bigworm
4-30-12
I can't stay with you any longer. You haven't brought me flowers in over 4 months.
But I brought you 3 bags of acorns just the other day!
Is it your understanding that acorns are a botannical equivalent to flowers?
No, but you used to sing... "You don't bring me acorns... anymore."
And I used to sllip them up your ass, one by one, in the middle of the night, to store them for winter.
So that's why I stopped shitting? 'Cus I got acorns up my ass??!