'D(ick) C(ock) COMICS' Proudly Introduces... [1st. Edition]

Author: bigworm

Date: May 22, 2012

by bigworm
5-22-12
Hello there, I'm Fallopian Tube Man! I'm DC Comics new gay superhero!
Could we get the camera to pull back so we can get a shot of this characters full anatomy?
Nice huh?
Larger than life. Tell your fans about your new super power, known as 'G-CURD'. What exactly is it?
'G-CURD's not my super power, it's just a new name for jizz-wad. We've re-worked some of the old terms so as not to offend our young readers.
*pssst* I can't look at this guy anymore!