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| I'll answer before you ask... yes, I am the real Uncle Sam! | |
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| I'm sure this is taking the world by surprise. Why have you been in hiding for so long, and what prompted you to come out of the closet (so to speak)? | |
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| I represent our presentation to the world of our military might. Military might is a subject closely connected to penis size.So... | |
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| So a woman in Uncle Sam's position would represent a military with a small... actually 'sans penis', a force of nothing!!! | |
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| I can and will smack the shit out of your disbelieving face with my gigantic clitoris, right from where I stand, capiche? | |
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| Do you mind my asking exactly how long our military might is, and noting that a clitoris cannot stand at attention? | |
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