Guru School [1]

Author: bigworm

Date: October 24, 2012

by bigworm
10-24-12
I would like to enroll in your 'Guru Training Program'.
Very well, can you sit in the lotus position?
No, I've never been able to do that.
I'm sorry to turn you away, but all applicants must be able to assume the lostus position.
I can suck my own dick.
Welcome to our humble school. You have met all pre-qualification requirements.